The Dialectizer

OK, so this has nothing to do with farming, the weather, politics, etc. Well, a little bit politics, but just for demostration purposes.

Here's the first three paragraphs of an article about Obama:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080310/D8VARKI80.html

Mar 10, 6:43 PM (ET)By CHARLES BABINGTON
COLUMBUS, Miss. (AP) - Democrat Barack Obama ridiculed the idea of being Hillary Rodham Clinton's running mate Monday, saying voters must choose between the two for the top spot on the fall ticket.
The Illinois senator used his first public appearance of the week to knock down the notion that he might accept the party's vice presidential nomination. He noted that he has won more states, votes and delegates than Clinton so far.
"I don't know how somebody who is in second place is offering the vice presidency to the person who is first place," Obama said, drawing cheers and a long standing ovation from about 1,700 people in Columbus, Miss.

Now, here it is run through the Dialectizer, set to Jive:

COLUMBUS, Miss. (AP) - Democrat Barack Obama ridiculed da damn idea uh bein' Hillary Rodham Clinton's runnin' mate Monday, sayin' voters gots'ta choose between de two fo' de top spot on de fall ticket. Man! De Illinois senato' used his fust public appearance uh de week t'knock waaay down de noshun dat he might accept da damn party's vice super-dudeial nominashun. He noted dat he gots won mo'e states, votes and delegates dan Clinton so's far. Ah be baaad... "I duzn't know how some fool who be in second place be offerin' de vice presidency t'de sucka' who be fust place," Obama said, drawin' cheers and some long standin' ovashun fum about 1,700 sucka's in Columbus, Miss.

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