For moving your corn and beans in 2008...

Since corn is well above $4.00/bu and beans have topped $12.00/bu, I think it might be time to consider a better, more secure way to transport your crop to market.

OK, so this is an "artist's rendition," (Actually, a pretty poor one by yours truely), but you get the idea. Turrets on each side, front and back, with 20mm cannons, and a .50 cal M60 mounted on top. M1 Abrams to pull the rig is optional.