Winners on the Web, Vol 1, Issue 1

I'm going to try something new - on Fridays, I'll try to post a few of Des Moines' best people, according to the Polk County Sheriff's Office. You can find these and others here.


First we have Shawn. Don't be a messin' with Shawn, as this 320 lb brother needs a total of $76,700 in bond money for his alleged crimes, including Schedule II narcotics and Possession of a Firearm as felon. Looks like an Ice Cube in-training, eh?



Next up, Pamela, a fiesty redhead with a penchant for burglary. Don't let her get near you, or she'll steal your heart, too. Truely a great woman of society, her debutante friends can bail her out for $50,000.









But, our MVI (most valuable inmate) for this week is Sheri. This well built 22 year old is spending time in Polk County's most luxurious quarters for none other than the biggest award, 1st degree murder. Sheri, it seems, has an interest in the occult, and is accused of taking part in a ritualistic satanic killing of a Des Moines teenager at Woodland Cemetery. Brilliant.