My predictions if Hillary is elected president

It's still a long ways from November, but I'm going out on a limb here and predicting what would happen during a Hillary presidency.

1. We will be attacked again by Islamist jihadists. This is about a 100% guarantee, IMHO. The question is, how big/bad will it be? And even more important, what will Hillary's response be? Bomb every aspirin factory in Sudan? Send the French to do our diplomatic duties? Surrender to the French just in case?
2. Taxes will go up. Duh!
3. Money will be spent like Ted Kennedy at a _______ (fill in the blank).
4. Portraits of Stalin and Marx will hang from the walls of the White House.
5. Saul Alinsky will have his own holiday.
6. The elections of 2012 will be suspended so that the workers of the glorious revolution need not be removed from their work.
7. I'll be sent to a re-education camp in New Jersey run by my former residence hall directors.